1. It's T-Shirt time – Pauly D.
2. OH YEAH! Cabs are here! – Pauly D.
3. If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good; if you don't tan, you're pale; and if you don't do laundry...you ain't got no clothes. – The Situation
4. Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster – The Situation
5. Honestly, like, I'm sick. When you're sick like, honestly, like – Angelina
6. That's why I don't eat lobster…cause they're alive when you kill it – Snooki
7. Pickles is my thing – Snooki
8. He's like my big brother. I love him. But you usually don't have sex with your big brother. – Snooki
9. Ronnie's at the club, hooking up with Grenades… that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.. which is a thin-ugly-chick .. and um, lovin' life.
10. I ain't wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the shirt.
